I think it will come as no surprise to any of you who read my regular newsletter introductions that I like to laugh. And when I do, it’s a loud belly laugh that requires me to throw my head back and slap my own knee. Which is why I was beyond thrilled to learn that the keynote speaker at this year’s Brooklyn Baby & Family Expo is none other then Bunmi Laditan, creator of the hilarious Twitter and blog sensation, Honest Toddler – written entirely from a toddler’s perspective. Here’s one of my favorite posts by this cheeky little “toddler”:
Official Statement, by the Honest Toddler
By now many of you have heard the allegations against me. These rumors are getting out of control and I feel like it’s time to address them publicly. I want to state this very clearly for the press: I am not, nor have I ever been, tired.
Have I closed my eyes in my lifetime? Yes. Who hasn’t. But never… never was I sleepy.
There are photos circulating around Facebook that allegedly depict me in various states of unconsciousness. I can neither confirm nor deny that they are me, but if you distribute them you are not invited to my birthday party. I am not the kind of person who would knowingly engage in a nap nor stay in their own bed for any extended period of time. Anyone who knows me personally or professionally can attest to the fact that I consistently cause bedtime problems. Not only do I guard against my own slumber, I work tirelessly to disrupt the sleep of others.
I have in my possession a torn affidavit from my parents: “It’s true. We need help.”
I’d like to formally take a moment to apologize to the toddler community if these lies have caused you doubt. If it means anything, this morning I asked for a complicated breakfast and did not, I repeat did not, eat it.
My faith in and fear of Santa will see me through this difficult time.
I ask that you please respect the privacy of my family unless it’s to drop off* snacks.
Love,
HT (Honest Toddler)
*Don’t look at me
But don’t take my word for it – go see first hand. Details of this awesome event happening on April 6th can be found here. AND… Mommybites moms will get an exclusive 15% discount off of any ticket type. Just use Discount Code MB15OFF.
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